Why Boys Don't do Laundry!!

Today I asked Wyatt to take the clothes out of the dryer for me--my mistake. Apparently an open dryer door screams to little boys "Why don't you put your brother in here!!!" Well Wyatt decided to listen to that and I am in the kitchen when I hear Rees crying. It's kind of muffled so I was a little worried that Wyatt had put something over his head. I came into the front room and saw Rees's feet kicking out of the dryer and his head inside it. Wyatt tried at first to deny that he did it but then changed his story to say that Rees wanted to get in. Then he went on to say "I wasn't going to shut him in" apparently it should have been O.K since he only wanted to set him in there but not shut him in. I was torn between being furious at him and laughing at the same time, so I hurried and sent him to timeout before he could see me laugh. BOYS!!! I really hope he makes it to age 6.